sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person
let me run my fingers thru ur beard
"If anyone has any reason why these two should not be wed, please speak now." the baker stands up. he has never met the bride or groom but he must stop this wedding before anyone finds out that the cake is just some couch cushions covered in icing
it just keeps getting better
Owl you can fly
but he can’t knot.
This scene must be confusing as shit when it’s dubbed in foreign languages
"and we didn’t talk after that" is probably the saddest thing to say
i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.